Does anyone have any good relationship advice???

How can I tell someone that they are a psychotic beotch without hurting their feelings?





I want to let them down easy; I'm nice like that.





And I think she might own a gun...Does anyone have any good relationship advice???
You could always fake your own death. :)Does anyone have any good relationship advice???
alright, here is the deal. It will take a couple weeks.


1st, buy two sets of really good new identities.


2nd, Sell your car to one of your new IDs, make sure this person lives like the next county/city over. Then assume that persons life making sure to get rid of all your real id.


3rd, as the new person make sure to sell your car to a random person and then discard that set of identification.


4th, take on last set of ID and hop on a bus to someplace random and start all over.
You are supposed to spare their feelings? Hmmm... maybe that explains why I keep getting shot.





Maybe try this: ';Honey, you know what I love about you? You are such a psychotic beyotch but you hide it so well when people first meet you. That's awesome.';
Owning a gun and using a gun, skillfully, are two separate things.





Just remember - run in a zig-zag pattern as she chases you. She's only got a 1 in 400 chance of hitting you, and even then probably not in a major organ.
heehee...have her burst on you and me ';having fun'; and then I CAN CALL her that FOR YOU! :) then she'll get all angry and hate you and you dont' have to deal with her because she hates your guts. how's that work for you? i'm free tomarrow at 2:32 an 1/8pm lmfao
Have your new girlfriend tell her. Of course, your new girlfriend would have to be a little psychotic to do that- but that seems to be the type you're generally attracted to.
Try the calssic guy dump line. Things aren't working out, it's not you, you are super, it's me. I need some space, can we still be friends?
Start jerking now and again and start talking to ';Your new imaginary friend';. Tell her that your new friend does not like her and its over. If you are crazier than she is she might leave on her own. Good luck!
tell her you fell for your best friend, a guy. she should get the point. if that doesn't work, i agree with the answer about moving.
Whisper it to her, that always makes things sound sweet...then run like hell in a zig zag pattern
Dude , run like hell and don't look back !!!!!
Move into a nice asylum and find a sane girl to be with...
well it depends if she owns one maybe you shoud just keep your mouth shut.
Start going limp...........and lisp.
I don't own a gun.
just move, sounds easier
Take the ';its me, not u approach'; and run, don't walk.