Relationship Advice for Celebities?

If you are a friend to a celebrity, and what you know is really what is going on in their life, what kind of advice would you give to them?





Let me start Jen - Brad - Angelina


Jen: Let Brad go, not too smart of you to rebound with another celebrity but go on girl do ya thang. You didn't want to spoil the shape of your body by having kids, Brad wants kids so he found a baby manufacturing industry. Girl go get some man.


Brad: You like Angie cos she understood where you are coming from with the baby thing and all... I mean if I was as cute as you I would want a carbon copy of me running around too breaking hearts. We know you are too into urself to stay with angie but u will be a good dad, that we are sure of.


Angie: Girl good thing you didn't have any babies with Bill, Brad is a good pick for a sperm bank keep it real girl don't get it confused and save urself the heartache, hope the baby has 1/2 ur looks and sexiness (can get the rest from Brad), all ur spirit, charm, and brains.Relationship Advice for Celebities?
Sorry but why you care about what they do?Relationship Advice for Celebities?
I actually think celebrities should be banned from dating eachother. It's too complicated with all that 'EGO' flying around between them.





Angelina should date an ordinary guy who will worship the ground she walks on and who is so in awe that he wont mind her jetting off to film the next Lara Croft film cuz he knows damn well that he is gonna get the ride of his life when she returns. * raises hand to volunteer. ;o)
Good poem--maybe song?





If I actually knew a celebrity well enough to talk so personally with, I would probably advise them against marriage--I mean, what's the sense--the prenups--it's like they know it won't last.





The real shame is that ';normal'; people have copied the celebrities in the ';disposable marriage'; kind of way.
If there's one thing anyone famous has no lacking of and more than they can handle, it's advice.
i wold stay out of it and go my way and if you are a friend then i would leave out of this one and let them deal with it themself if you is a friend then be the friend.
None unless they asked me.And its the same as for my not-so-famous friends.
Can't we just let them live their lives in peace????
Rosie..please take your big head off of my T.V. You need a head transplant for got sakes.





Star..your head too. It's like you are a bobble head on my dashboard since you got to losin' all that weight.
Dr Phil---%26gt; You don't know everything your word is not the gospel. I bet if your dear wife would talk. Oh the horrors the horrors.





Oprah---%26gt; Just because you are old and the music is not in your time does not mean you can condemn it, since you do black power all over the place shouldn't you back a broda up.





Bush---%26gt; There is a world outside what you know. How can you rule a nation of so much diversity with such a parochial view.





Condeleeza---%26gt; Ok B....H before you started rolling in the hay with white men, you were enjoying the free amenities of Affirmative action. Would you have been able to if some Rich Black Lady before your time cancelled tha option. Puhleeze regardless of what you want to believe there are a lot of poor Negroes who want to make it out the hood too. You need to stop smoking that stuff with your man and live in the real world.


Ps: Bush this is just a joke please, I know there is no freedom of expression and I know how vindictive you are. And my What big ears you have.
Celebrities should not date. Mostly because reporters would get into their business and with all the stress of being watched and all of those nasty rumors it gets celebrities stressed. One example is Jessica Simpson %26amp; Nick Lachey with The Newlyweds. BIG mistake.